wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs
I am 300% done with you guys.
my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
SCUSE U YAHOO
WHY DO YOU WANT IT TO BE SAFE FOR KIDS YOU FUCKER
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS MAKE IT FOR 16-25 YEAR OLDS NOT FUCKING 12.9 YEAR OLDS
THEN YOU CAN RIGHTLY FUCK OFF
IF YOURE CALLING US KIDS I WILL BREAK EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what