wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
WHAT?! D:
SCUSE U YAHOO
WHY DO YOU WANT IT TO BE SAFE FOR KIDS YOU FUCKER
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS MAKE IT FOR 16-25 YEAR OLDS NOT FUCKING 12.9 YEAR OLDS
THEN YOU CAN RIGHTLY FUCK OFF
IF YOURE CALLING US KIDS I WILL BREAK EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
