so my mom was telling one of her coworkers about my “unhealthy” obsession with Supernatural so they both spent like a solid week putting together all the music from each season for me
EDIT: PLEASE READ
OKAY SO THIS WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A “HAHA HOW COOL” KIND OF POST BUT NOPE IT BECAME SOMETHING ELSE
I’m not a procrastinator I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
But you lost all your friends
and your eyesight
not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
in my religion class today, our really homophobic teacher was comparing being straight/gay to being fat/thin and i just blurted out “you can’t just wake up one morning and shout ‘I’M GONNA WORK OFF ALL THIS GAY TODAY’”
the look on his face was priceless
It’s really hard to determine if you meant Dean is the gay best friend or Charlie.
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.