steve, if I keep picking you up you’re never gonna walk on your own
you dont comment on someones weight
y o u d o n t c o m m e n t o n s o m e o n e s w e i g h t
YOU DONT COMMENT ON SOMEONES WEIGHT
Y O U D O N T C O M M E N T O N S O M E O N E S W E I G H T
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
have you ever read a long post and you were like “yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-” in the beginning, and then you’re getting lower and you’re like “eee—oh.. i— hmmmmmmm” and then you get to the end and you’re like “oh nooo lol.. naw lol, nvm no thank u”
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god
she is SIXTEEN
she also got shot in the HEAD and LIVED
This girl makes me feel good about the world
|—||Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via marvelassembles)|